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swagdemort:
why are graveyards so noisy?
because of all the coffin.
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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That moment when your friends saw your crush,
eximious:
and they looked back at you…
And then you’re like…
So, I made a twitter so I can live tweet parties I go to. If you like that sort of thing, go follow it. https://twitter.com/#!/edendoesntparty
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When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “A+ life, changed everything, was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia
